[Cue a cheery Gothamite accent--]

Hey, you've reached Dick Grayson. I'm indisposed right now, leave your info and I'll call you back ASAP!

[LISTEN TO THIS DRAMATIC-ASS MOTHERFUCKER WITH A VOICE LIKE GLASS OVER GRAVEL. It hurts his throat to do it, but he'd never admit that.]

This is Batman. You know what you need to do.